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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 664 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!