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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 545 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!