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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8646 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 403 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Join our server for a chance to live in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so dystopian, even the zombies have started a book club and the skeletons have taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So why settle for a boring dystopian setting when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a truly wacky and wild adventure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!