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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2559 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 281 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!
So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!
