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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8289 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2074 |
Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of sassy llamas who love to gossip about all the drama happening in the Minecraft world. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their juicy llama drama!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident chef, Pablo the Pig. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted sombreros somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Vamos, amigos! Let’s make some memories that will have us saying “Jajaja” for days to come!