So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Epic Quests Completed: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 285
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Vanilla Roaming

    Vanilla Roaming

    No rules, Come roam around and survive

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Potions Brewed: 94 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Engineertroops

    Engineertroops

    Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4147
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Villages Defended: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineous

    Mineous

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Laughcraft

    Laughcraft

    Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Runes Activated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VelocityMC

    VelocityMC

    Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 3502

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaMC

    VanillaMC

    This is a regular survival server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

    Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Dimension Hops: 14 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dovercraft

    Dovercraft

    Dover craft Friendly towny server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Craft

    Vanilla Craft

    Pure Vanilla Server for anyone that likes to get back to the basics. We have a good core group of players and we are looking for more! Admins have the tools they need to get rid of hackers and players who do not abide by the Rules of Vanilla Craft.

    If you need to contact us feel free to email us at: [email protected]

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Farms Harvested: 426
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    JurassicCraft TheFreezeSurvival

    Welcome! This is a new survival JurassicCraft Server! you can only play on the server if you got the JurassicCraft modpack!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 793734
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UWARS

    UWARS

    -=About the Server=- UWARS is a hub server that has been running for over a year. We have many cool features such Factions, KitPVP, Creative, and Anarchy (More coming soon)! Join now to have the best time of your life!

    -=Features=- 1. No Whitelist! Join and have fun 2. Factions/Survival (Claim your land and build your army) 3. Creative (Show the world your awesome creations) 4. KitPVP (Free for all / All vs All For Crazy People!) 5. Anarchy and more coming soon! 6. Dedicated server with DDoS protection (NO LAG)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Gods Slained: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AssassinCraft

    AssassinCraft

    -24/7 -Pvp -Raiding -Nice Staff -Economy -Parkour -Capture The Flag -2 Years Running

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Star Shards Collected: 76
    Crops Grown: 9789 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Craft Life – Survival

    Craft Life – Survival

    Survival Server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • xxooss

    xxooss

    Just another Minecraft server…except for the fact that it’s not just another Minecraft server. Why the need for 100 characters?????

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 35

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyArmy

    SkyArmy

    We are a pvp server based on Factions! Looking for players! Invite your friends We feel its important to listen to what the players have to say! You can type /f help for help with Factions. Read the signs at spawn and then walk through the portal You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list! Website: http://sky-army.net/ See you online fellow member! Server IP: mc.sky-army.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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