So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Animals Bred: 146 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • SnakeCraft.us

    SnakeCraft.us

    A place to play minecraft with no game altering plugins or overbearing moderators. In fact there are no moderators at all, just go out and play! The only rule is that there is no rules. You do have the ability to throw a protection net over your property which stops people from griefing but PVP is on 24/7, good luck!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Crops Grown: 9161
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ragnarok

    Ragnarok

    This server is an enhanced survival world where you can do everything you can imagine. We have a player based economy. We have added usable guns in our server, we have a myriad of different types of mini-games, we have tons of build contests of all types including themed builds and art contests. We usually have at least one build contest a month.

    The entrance to the server is very unique in that it is a morality test. We want to see what kind of person you are and we have developed a test to determine this. If you fail the test or fail to follow the rules posted during the test you will most likely be banned permanently or if you are lucky jailed for a short time.

    We believe in quality over quantity in our player base. We would rather have 30 of the nicest people in Minecraft than have 60 dirtbags.

    Come give us a shot you WILL NOT regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 429 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 57 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pias kleiner Baukasten

    Pias kleiner Baukasten

    Kleiner Coop-Home Server. – No griefing – Unrestricted building (approximate building area will be distributed!) – PVE Enviroment

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 1732

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rock Diamond Prison

    Rock Diamond Prison

    An amazingly addicting prison experience like never seen before! Secrets and crude humour makes this an enthusiasts choice!

    Wicked little prison server, we have just started up, lots of fun! Come join us and bring your friends, we will convert you to the dark side and you wont look back.

    Ranks A-Z, then Freedom! MCMMO! PVP Arena! Woodshed, Petshop, Tree farms and Mobfarms!

    Diamonds and Badass Items for voting!

    Introduction Video Here: http://imgur.com/LduS0QA

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cypher

    Cypher

    Welcome to CypherMC! We are a server based around all factions. Do you love Factions well come join!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2083 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lapis MC

    Lapis MC

    We are a new survival no-pvp factions server looking to get a community of 20-40 players, if you enjoy the server please invite your friends.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Epic Faction

    Epic Faction

    Welcome to Epic Faction, We are a community focused minecraft server who runs the server community first. What does that mean? It means one or two people do not call the shots on the server, we ask the entire community for input before any major decisions are made. We are in rapid launch mode and welcome as many suggestions as we can handle.

    We currently have an AWESOME survival and creative server.

    Thanks for your support!

    ~samlander34

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4303 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Global PvP

    Global PvP

    Features: – McMMO – Faction – PVP – Epic Drop Parties – Mob Arena – Custom Crates

    Donate or Vote an www.globalpvp.com Global PVP is not whitelist so feel free to join today. IP: play.globalpvp.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CataclysmPvp

    CataclysmPvp

    CataclysmPvp is a massive pvp server. Allows players to fight against each other in various ways. The map was custom built to enable the players to have the most fun on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Banana Brotherhood

    Banana Brotherhood

    We are a survival Server! Owner is Bluedude1077. Great community with very excepting people. Join Us Now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

    CharCraft-Pixelmon 3.3.5

    This is a new forge pixelmon 3.3.5 server. First new person to join gets a chance to get a lugia lvl50! Join now and make new friends!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1318 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kr-pvp

    Kr-pvp

    We offer:

    Factions ,Raiding ,Starter kit ,MobArena ,Great Staff ,PvP Welcome to KR-PvP.com!

    The server is easy to come around just read the signs – work your way to the stairs and you’re good to go on your adventure! You can ask a staff online for help with commands or other things with the server. We hope to see you online and hope we will find ourself a spot in your server list!

    IP: Kr-pvp.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • sephger.de

    sephger.de

    Hey hey you future players! We are an awesome Vanilla Server and in most areas without PvP. The Server is for all the Minecraft lovers who want to play with others. So its obvious that we want you to be civilized! There is a whitelist, for that contact us at Skype: sephger.minecraft – if you stick to the rules you will have a good time with us! 🙂 See you soon 😀

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Villages Defended: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fallen City

    Fallen City

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 61 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3954 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vyzon Network

    Vyzon Network

    We are an awesome 24/7 network that runs on custom plugins. We have one of the best infrastructures the minecraft community has ever seen. CowManSeth

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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