Putin’s YawnCraft Defense

Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense ministry, defense strategy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, germany, global affairs, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military response, nato, political tensions, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, war threat, yawn, YawnCraft

so, like, u know how germany’s defense minister was all like, yawn to putin’s war threat? well, that’s basically how we feel about boring minecraft servers. come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know it’s gonna be lit. don’t be a snooze fest like putin, come join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	276153	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mineclan-esp

Tekkit

Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pilotdan1985

Economy, Survival

9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	763

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MilanCraftSMP

Survival

nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mines Excavated:	3990	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Creepercraft Cloud

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Swertynow

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	167
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ores Mined:	1004	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Feed the Beast Unleashed

Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JoshsSMP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DubCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to DubCraft! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We offer the whole gamut of server types (i.e.: Factions, Survival). 2. We have custom server types such Sky Wars Ultimate, Super Smash Bros. 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have a large, 200+ player community. 5. We are always searching for ways to improve and we listen to your feedback. 6. If there’s an issue, we fix it. 7. We meticulously configure all plugins on all our servers.

At DubCraft, our goal is to provide you with free, nonstop entertainment of the highest quality available while insuring uninterrupted gameplay. We encourage you to check out every gameplay type we have to offer so that you can have the best experience possible on our network. Enjoy your time at DubCraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	2761	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

World

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a minecraft server that u will be safe dm Alfv#6973 on discord and ask him if u want to team on the server…he is the guy that has everything

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5492

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EncryptedPvP [PvP][Raid]

Main idea Our main focus is a fun challenging PvP faction server that’s fun Did i mention Fun? well FUN!. We want to help solve any problems you have BEFORE you have them. yes we can read into the future, So by solving the problems you wont not have in the future we are the best server for you to not have problems on. FACT! *Diamond please*

Plugins Here we have a large selection of plugins, the first few basics that might interest you are: Factions, pvplogger, Nocheat, Anticheat, Silkspawners(allows you to mine spawners with a silk touch pick) MobMoney *pays you for killing mobs. Any Staff applications will be send to –> elsid51 on Skype.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Survival (pt-br)

Economy, Survival

this is my server Building griefing is “allowed” so you won’t end up destroying everything you see in front of you don’t use hacks don’t be toxic That’s it LOL

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

XiferWars PvP

XiferWars is an ‘amazing’ server with many plug-ins to keep you happy and delighted. We have Mob Arena, which players think is absolutely fun. Factions, one of our main plug-ins, and more to help you out. When you first join you get a kit with full black leather armour and full stone tools. We have PvPTimer so the new players won’t get insta-killed the first thing they walk into wilderness.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

potato army

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

hello player our server name is potato army we have:- auto ranks economy cool ranks no real money is needed no donations banks custom enchantments crates etc everything is free and with ingame money no need of real money! join our server and say #potato to get 2 crate keys and 10,000$ in-game money!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Creativelife

Creative Life BETA For almost 2 years, thousands of players have immortalized themselves on our server, now they have joined forces open your doors together again. At the beginning you are alone, far away from those in power. You have to fight for your honor. Find yours Away, in a gigantic world. Consolidate the empire and learn new skills. What will you achieve? We have: fascinating PVP world with freebuild Reallife opportunities, with balanced economic system and properties Many events (Spleef, Deathcube, Bootrace and much more). a powerful server a lot of passion in the details User Webinterface Hungergames and much more !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PCGsSMP

KitPvP

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Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.