so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Crops Grown: 6445
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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