so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested: 885 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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