so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Enchantments Applied: 75 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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