so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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