u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Animals Bred: 197
Emeralds Found: 8618 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2918

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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