u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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