so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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