so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Void Armor Forged: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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