so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 22

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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