come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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