come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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