come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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