LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Animals Bred: 120
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Love Letters Sent: 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Dragon Scales Harvested: 365 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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