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PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, comfort, Connection, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, eye contact, friendship, Intimacy, non-sexual intimacy, personal space, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, sharing secrets, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, warmth

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8216	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

advocacy, consent, CraftyRapeLawsInIndia, criminal justice, domestic violence, gender equality, gender-based violence, Government, Harsh, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, justice system, law enforcement, legal reform, marital rape, outlawed, patriarchy, sexual assault, social justice, victim advocacy, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

Behavior, Classrooms, Crafty, CREW, Development, discovery, early childhood, education, Kids, learning, molecules, movement, movement patterns, Observation, patterns, Physicists, preschool, research, Science, Similarities, study, Tiny, tots, water vapour

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Enchanted Factions

Challenges, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Factions, Gear, Ip:, Land Claim, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Missions, Players, Premium, quests system, Raiding, Rewards, Slots, Survival, Towns, Treasures, Version, Villages

Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

administration, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Farms, Ip:, Minecraft, Modes, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Plugins, Private, Projects, Quests, Russian, Server, Shops, SlopeClassic, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Version, Weddings, Without Launcher

? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

? Our modes:

• Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

• SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

Have a nice game on MineSlope!

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

1.21.1, 99.99% uptime, bedrock, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, eggplant, Halloween, hard difficulty, INVISIBLE, java, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, Public, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
How many seasons are you currently on?	We are currently on our 9th season.
Do you have community events?	Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mines Excavated:	4245
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

adolescence, awkward, bloomer, Character development, Coming of Age, cringe-worthy, Emotional journey, growth, Identity, Late, late bloomer, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PAINFUL, Reflection, relatable, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Server, slow progress, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, watch

Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

/Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

4th anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, giggles, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KidCare Minecraft Server

abandonment, childcare, family, family dynamics, family time, fertility treatments, Help, KidCare, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support, teenage parents

Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SisMan4LifeCraft

choosing sides, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, Family Values, Father, man of honor, parental expectations, prioritizing family, rejection, relationship boundaries, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SisMan4LifeCraft, standing up for sister, stepmother, Wedding, wedding roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GhostTankers Minecraft Server

Attacks, Conflict, Diplomacy, ENERGY, foreign policy, ghost fleet, GhostTankers, international relations, iran, Israel, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil tankers, oil trade, Politics, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Terrorism, US

so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	72	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4047	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7