Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard | New Minecraft Servers 2024

/Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

4th anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, giggles, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KidCare Minecraft Server

abandonment, childcare, family, family dynamics, family time, fertility treatments, Help, KidCare, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support, teenage parents

Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SisMan4LifeCraft

choosing sides, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family unity, Family Values, Father, man of honor, parental expectations, prioritizing family, rejection, relationship boundaries, sibling favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, SisMan4LifeCraft, standing up for sister, stepmother, Wedding, wedding roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of family feuds, wedding drama, and sibling rivalry like never before!

Imagine being the man of honor at your sister’s wedding, causing a rift in your family that will last for generations. Choose sides, make enemies, and watch as the drama unfolds on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the countdown to your 18th birthday, where every decision you make could have long-lasting consequences. Will you choose loyalty to your sister or your other siblings? The choice is yours, and the drama is guaranteed.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories behind it. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GhostTankers Minecraft Server

Attacks, Conflict, Diplomacy, ENERGY, foreign policy, ghost fleet, GhostTankers, international relations, iran, Israel, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil tankers, oil trade, Politics, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Terrorism, US

so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5552	Farms Harvested:	164

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

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Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3616	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	513	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	New Chunks Explored:	625196
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	615
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Emeralds Found:	7291

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Potions Brewed:	83	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Crops Grown:	2538
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Star Shards Collected:	254
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	530	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	172	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5454	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3