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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Enchantments Applied: 175 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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