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| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2068 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!
