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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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