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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9743 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5183 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta know that putin himself ordered the russian army to increase troop size by, like, 180k. so, like, you gotta join our server to help us build a giant army of minecraft players to take over the world or something. plus, we got, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s a rumor that herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you gotta join to try and spot him. also, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves giving out hugs. so, like, join our server now before it’s too late and putin takes over the world with his giant army of minecraft players.
