Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the boring sexless generation! With nearly 1 in 3 U.S. men reporting no sexual activity, it’s time to take matters into your own hands – virtually, of course.
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest fantasies and engage in some hot pixelated action. Who needs real-life partners when you can build your dream world and find love in the blocky arms of a Minecraft character?
Don’t be a statistic, be a Minecraft master! Join our server now and let the fun begin. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the steamy adventures begin!
A Minecraft server with 5 different game modes We have: – Survival – Parkour Civilisation – Pixelgens (not out yet for probably like 1 / 2 weeks, sorry) – Lifesteal – Dupesteal
I created many of the plugins myself, and each game mode is a different server
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But that’s not all – our server has surpassed 1 million sales on launch day! And guess what? It’s available EVERYWHERE (except Nintendo Switch and Xbox One, sorry not sorry). Need resources and useful links? We’ve got ’em all right here: https://rentry.co/MetaphorRefantaziovg
And don’t forget to check out our Metaphor Digital Artbook and Special Soundtrack – they’ll blow your mind! Plus, with our MetaphorFix, you’ll get proper ultrawide support and other cool things you never knew you needed.
But the real question is: how should you build your MC (Minecraft character)? Well, the common consensus is a hybrid STR/MAG/AGI build is best, but realistically, anything works! You won’t brick yourself, even on Hard or Regicide difficulty.
As for team comp, just do whatever you like the most – it’ll work on any difficulty! And don’t worry about managing your time – there’s more than enough in the game to 100% it. And when it comes to royal virtues, prioritize eloquence and tolerance, and avoid courage boosts at all costs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unleash your inner royal slash master! But remember, PLEASE MARK SPOILERS – we take our virtual trophies very seriously here.
