Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	71

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	757	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	181
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Emeralds Found:	8755	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2087
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Potions Brewed:	71
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	3910	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3007	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Items Found:	4214
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.