Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Towns Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	3055
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	881
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crops Grown:	6681
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Items Found:	2943	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Farms Harvested:	886	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9998	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mines Excavated:	2704
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	474	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.