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FartCraft Minecraft Server

awkward situation, Communication Issues, embarrassing situation, FartCraft, FARTING, farting in public, gym atmosphere, gym buddy, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym smell, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, personal hygiene, public farting, Server, social etiquette, unpleasant odor, workout boundaries, workout buddy, workout discomfort, workout distractions, workout partner

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your friend’s stinky farts while working out? Look no further! Join our server and escape the smelly gym drama by diving into a world of endless adventures and blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about catching a whiff of your friend’s toots while mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Our virtual world is fart-free and full of excitement! Plus, you won’t have to worry about anyone mistaking the smell for your own – unless, of course, you let one rip in real life!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the stinky gym behind. Who knew escaping fart drama could be so much fun?

PantsPartyWeddingWoes

bridal shower games, Civil, Creative, custom cocktail hour playlist, demanding, Exams, family drama, floor-length gown, free of charge, gossiping, heels, Invitations, PantsPartyWeddingWoes, photography, Playlists, Rehearsal, sister-in-law, surgery, table numbers, taken advantage of, Wedding, Wedding Timeline, wedding website

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your friends and family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and wear whatever outfit you want while taking epic screenshots of your builds.

No more demands for custom playlists or last-minute outfit changes. On our server, you can wear a chicken suit while building a giant castle made entirely of diamond blocks. And if anyone tries to gossip about you, just block them and move on to the next adventure.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground base. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, you’re the boss!

BonerBeGone Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward, awkward situations, BonerBeGone, control, Discreet, discreet methods, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, male anatomy, male arousal, mens health, Minecraft, physical response, Public, self-conscious, smp, social etiquette, SOLUTIONS, strategies, Techniques, Tips, unwanted boner

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super buff and ready to throw down. But don’t worry, we got some sick weapons and armor to help you out.

But the real reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have the best parties, like ever. We’re talking creeper DJs, skeleton bartenders, and zombie dance-offs. It’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of treasure? Yeah, we got one of those too. But shh, it’s a secret.

So come join us, and let’s get this party started! Just watch out for those pesky boners, am I right?

EggcellentCraft911

9/11, AMERICANS, Benefits, cost reduction, economic effects, EggcellentCraft911, eggs, emergency responders, financial impact, first responders, Government, health options, Healthcare, lower price, nine eleven, policy decisions, Politics, public services, reddit, social welfare, trump

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	71
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you tired of Trump’s shenanigans affecting your Minecraft gameplay? Join our server and escape to a world where nine eleven first responders are treated like the heroes they are! Plus, our virtual eggs are always on sale, thanks to our secret underground chicken farm run by ninja chickens. So come on down and build your own egg empire while sticking it to the man in the most epic way possible!

DictatorCraft Server

authoritarianism, brands, controversy, Democracy, dictator, DictatorCraft, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international news, political rhetoric, Politics, power struggle, president, Server, trump, Ukraine, US, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5197	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and declare ourselves dictators of our own little blocky worlds. we have more power than zelensky and his phone calls combined. come join us and rule with an iron pickaxe, or just chill and mine some diamonds while we make outrageous claims about world leaders. who needs politics when you have minecraft? come play with us and let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun!

ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

authoritarianism, blocks, democratic process, dictator, Diplomacy, donald trump, elections, foreign relations, government criticism, impeachment inquiry, international politics, political controversy, Ukraine, US president, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

VaginaCraft: No Bioreactors, Just Bunnies

animal models, animal testing, bioengineering, Biomaterials, biomedical engineering, Bioreactors, bunnies, cost reduction, healthcare innovation, Live births, Medical research, Rabbits, regenerative medicine, reproductive health, surgery, Surgical techniques, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue scaffolds, Translational potential, Vagina reconstruction, VaginaCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, build ur own tissue engineered vagina and support live births in rabbits? well, u in luck cuz dis server got u covered! we completed da reconstruction in a single surgery cuz we don’t need no bioreactors, we just use our mad skills and creativity! plus, it reduces costs so u can spend more time building epic stuff! join now and be part of dis insane journey to create the most epic and bizarre minecraft creations ever seen!

Blazing Dream World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apocalyptic, Blazing, Burn, corn field, dream, dry corn, Escape, fear, flames, Heat, Inescapable, Nightmare, Panic, Running, scalded, surreal, Terrifying, waking up, water boiled, well, world, world on fire

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Items Found:	4358
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, bro, forget about those boring dreams, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing on fire is your passion for gaming!

We’ve got epic builds that will make your head spin faster than that guy jumping into a boiling well.

Our corn fields are always lush and green, none of that dry, flammable stuff here.

Join us and escape the flames of reality by diving headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and endless fun!

ExBabyMamaGoneWild

AITAO, Argument, cheating accusation, co parenting, coping with loss, disrespectful behavior., Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, empty house, ExBabyMamaGoneWild, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, kicked out, Mother of my child, moving on, sad breakup, single parenting, spray painted truck, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3474	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing with is Creepers and Skeletons!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of real life. No more accusations of cheating, no more spray painting trucks – just good old fashioned block-building fun.

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal Minecraft dog by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Plus, we promise there will be no spray painting of any virtual trucks allowed!

Y2KSurvivors Minecraft SMP

1999, 2000, anticipation, CELEBRATIONS, computers, countdown, cultural shift, EXCITEMENT, FEARS, global impact, internet, Memories, Minecraft, new millennium, Nostalgia, partying, Personal experiences, reflections, smp, societal changes, Technology, y2k, Y2KSurvivors

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Potions Brewed:	64
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, imagine if in the year 1999, when everyone was freaking out about the Y2K bug, there was a secret underground society of Minecraft players who were preparing for the end of the world by building epic bases and hoarding diamonds like there was no tomorrow. And then when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve, instead of the world ending, a portal opened up and sucked them all into this crazy SMP where they have to survive against zombie pigmen and creepers and stuff. It’s like, so intense, you guys, you gotta join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s like, secret treasure hunts and PvP battles and alliances forming and betrayals happening, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and swords. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server, it’s a wild ride from start to finish!

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, bold, Boundaries, Curiosity, Daring, desire, explicit, Forbidden, inappropriate, NSFW, Personal, question.., taboo

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with NSFW questions that you never thought you’d ask in a game about building blocks. Want to know how many creepers it takes to explode a bedrock wall? Or maybe you’re curious about the scandalous love lives of Endermen? Whatever your inappropriate question may be, we’ve got the answers (and probably some weird looks from other players). So come on, join our server and let your inner pervy Minecraft player roam free!

ZelenskyCraft – Not a Dictator!

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, leadership, political attack, power struggle, president, social media, trump, Ukraine, us politics, world leaders, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	680078	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky duke it out in a virtual world! watch as they build walls and castles to defend their honor! pick a side and fight for your favorite dictator! join now for the ultimate political showdown in blocky form! who will emerge victorious? only the blocks know!

Bed Wars: 2024 Crisis

Bed.., capacity, Crisis, Healthcare, healthcare challenges, healthcare crisis, healthcare demand, healthcare industry, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare planning, healthcare policy, healthcare resources, healthcare staffing, healthcare system, healthcare trends, hospital management, hospitalization, medical care, patient care, Shortage, staffed hospital beds, U.S. hospitals, Wars

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be doctors and nurses in a wacky hospital setting! we have so many beds that we don’t know what to do with them all, but watch out, because the beds might just disappear if you don’t act fast!

we are on track for a hospital bed shortage in 2024, so come help us save the day by building more beds and treating all the crazy patients that come through our doors. who needs medical school when you have minecraft, right?

join us now and be a hero in the most chaotic hospital you’ve ever seen!

Yellow Skies Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, color choice, color preference, color preference conversation, color preference discussion, color preference inquiry, color preference poll, color preference question, color preference survey, color ranking, color ranking question, color ranking survey, color selection, favorite color, personal color, Realm, Skies, third favorite, Yellow, yellow enthusiast, yellow fan, yellow lover

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! If your third favorite color is yellow, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because our pixelated world is filled with yellow blocks that will make you feel like you’re living in a giant banana! Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll turn yellow yourself! Join now and let’s paint the town yellow together! 🍌🟡

MommyPromises Minecraft Server

broken promises, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, Disappointment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, lack of empathy, language barriers, Minecraft, MommyPromises, mother-daughter relationship, self worth, Server, trust issues, unfulfilled expectations, unmet needs, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of broken promises and unfulfilled dreams in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where promises are kept and dreams come true!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about “money’s short” excuses. Want to go on a virtual vacation to LA or New York City? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Unlike real life, where parents promise vacations but never deliver, on our server, you can travel the world without any disappointments. And the best part? You don’t even have to invite your friends over for a party, because we throw epic parties every day!

So say goodbye to unfulfilled promises and hello to a world where everything you’ve ever wanted is just a Minecraft block away. Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5