PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Votes:	8047	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6873	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	4905	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ores Mined:	2278
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3108	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	102	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Emeralds Found:	7244
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Animals Bred:	183	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8136	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

play.rivlermc.com

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Votes:	5300
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

play.perfectumsmp.online

AlmightyMC

Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3751	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

mc.almighty.pro