PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2994	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

TheNodeMC Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Villages Defended:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

play.thenodemc.com

MC Ages

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	2601
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

play.mc-ages.com

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mines Excavated:	3262	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3622	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5601
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	5999
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	510	Void Armor Forged:	23

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Animals Bred:	135

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2253	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2827	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	53
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Emeralds Found:	4697
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Votes:	3669	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc