PuppyPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!

Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.

Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Gods Slained:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

What are Minecraft servers like HeavensMC ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to HeavensMC include:

1. CelestiaMC – A fantasy survival and skyblock server with unique gameplay features and a friendly community. 2. DivineRealms – An immersive Minecraft server with a focus on fantasy elements and challenging gameplay. 3. EdenCraft – A creative and survival server with a fantasy theme, perfect for players looking for a unique and engaging experience. 4. HeavenlyCraft – A skyblock server with custom features and a focus on community building and cooperation. 5. NexusMC – A survival and skyblock server with a wide range of features and activities to keep players entertained for hours on end.

Each of these servers offers a similar experience to HeavensMC , with their own unique twists and features to keep players engaged and entertained. Check them out today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Trillbox server Minecraft

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Trillbox is a wonderful grief server on version 1.17.1 with unique quests, well-thought-out mechanics and economics.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2371	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Farms Harvested:	211
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	453	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Potions Brewed:	130
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Zombie Dances:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Star Shards Collected:	50	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

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So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.