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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 9376 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 5343 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5826 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!
Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.
Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?
