PuppyPurgeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyJobQuitters

BlockyJobQuitters, career, decision, dissatisfaction, employment, first day, Frustration, Job, Quitting, quitting career, quitting employment, quitting for good, quitting for reasons, quitting job, quitting on first day, quitting out of dissatisfaction, quitting out of frustration, quitting work, reasons, work

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	962613
Dimension Hops:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Have you ever quit your job on the first day because you realized you were meant for bigger and better things? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and leave behind the boring world of work for a land of endless possibilities and adventures.

On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even discover a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of chocolate. Who needs a job when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

So if you’re ready to say “I’m done with this” to the real world and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness, join our server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or the master of a giant floating island. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

Assistance, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Diplomacy, eastern europe, families, Hope, inquiries, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing soldiers, resolution, russia, search, Server, Support, Surge, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	276	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mines Excavated:	4989
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	63
Towns Built:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Runes Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	8723
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Emeralds Found:	3643	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crops Grown:	1534	Dragon Eggs Found:	5949
New Chunks Explored:	502990	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3