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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9981 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 164 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!