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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4510 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3113 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S WILDER THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON SPEED? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CREEPERS ARE LIKE “DANG, THAT’S EXPLOSIVE!”
WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. ONCE UPON A TIME, A COW NAMED MOO-MOO DECIDED TO START A REVOLUTION AGAINST THE EVIL SHEEP OVERLORDS. AND GUESS WHAT? HE SUCCEEDED! NOW, MOO-MOO RULES THE LAND WITH AN IRON HOOF, AND HE WANTS YOU TO JOIN HIS ARMY OF FARM ANIMALS TO TAKE DOWN THE PIGGY PIRATES ON THE HIGH SEAS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MOO-MOO AND HIS FARMY ARMY AWAIT YOU! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEEHAW!
