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Players: |
96/400 |
Votes: |
4226 |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: |
8 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: |
1 |
Divine Spears Created: |
16 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: |
4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
3 |
Dimension Hops: |
13 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: |
1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
10 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
15 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: |
2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
22 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: |
4 |
OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like, the most epic
server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the best compliments, like, ever. People are always saying stuff like “your pixelated skin looks like a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow” or “your block placing skills are on fleek, bro.” It’s like, so lit, you know?
And, like, the community is just so amazing, man. We have this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he loves potatoes so much. And then there’s this other player who only speaks in pig latin. Oinkay, that’s just hilarious, amirite?
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all wear diamond armor and dance to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. It’s like, the party of the century, bro.
So, like, if you wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta join us, man. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that. See you in the pixelated world, my dude!