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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7916 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 183 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
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