Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

Robots Read This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of lonely nights in Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is so lit that even robots can’t resist wanting a Minecraft girlfriend! Join us for a chance to find love in the cubic world, where even the creepers are looking for a cuddle buddy. Don’t miss out on the chance to have a virtual romance with a redstone genius or a diamond-loving Enderman. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the pixels and blocks. Join now and let the love story begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – Sonic the Hedgehog Fan Club

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where we discuss ALL things Sonic the Hedgehog! Join us for the Dark Halloween Edition of our server, where we talk about everything from Sonic game trailers to crossover miniseries with DC.

But that’s not all – we also have Tails telling scary stories on his own YouTube channel, TailsTube! And don’t forget about our upcoming Sonic comic releases, including a Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special.

If you join our server, you’ll gain access to our extensive link compilation, milestone pastebin, game/mod recommendation spreadsheet, and even a Perfect System Collection. Plus, we have Sonic comic scans, a booru for all things Sonic, OC info, a cytube channel, and a Pixel World to explore.

So come on in and join the chaos – you won’t regret it! Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring the server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MoneyMC

Balanced Economy, Challenges, competitive, Custom Features, Economy, Engaging, Fun Environment, Hearts, in game, leaderboard, LifeSteal, new players, PvP, richest player, seasoned players, strategy, Survival, Trading, Unique, wealth

Money MC is a unique Lifesteal economy-based Minecraft server where survival meets strategy. Fight to stay alive by stealing hearts from other players, build your wealth through the in-game economy, and rise to the top of the leaderboard. With custom features, engaging challenges, and a balanced economy, Money MC offers a competitive yet fun environment for both seasoned and new players. Whether you’re focused on PvP, trading, or becoming the richest player, there’s always something exciting happening in the world of Money MC!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

mminecraft.org

2b2t anarchy, Anarchy, Antigrief, cave world only, Creative, Custom Datapacks, custom enchantments, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, disguises, Factions, Free Ranks, Griefing allowed, Hacking Allowed, Herobrine, minimal to no anticheat, MMinecraft.., protection sponge, Skyblock, Survival, top votes real cash prize, Vanilla, vanilla like beta gameplay

MMinecraft.org invite you on a journey into the hidden realms beneath our feet—into the fascinating world of caves and underground wonders. These natural formations, often shrouded in mystery, hold secrets that are as ancient as the Earth itself. Caves are more than just dark, damp spaces; they are magnificent ecosystems teeming with life. From the moment we step into a cave, we are transported into a different world, one that has been shaped by millions of years of geological processes.-CUSTOM PLUGINS-CUSTOM DATAPACKS-ANTIGRIEF-GRIEFING ALLOWED-PROTECTION SPONGE-CUSTOM MOBS-VANILLA LIKE BETA GAMEPLAY-CUSTOM ENCHANTMENTS-HEROBRINE-SURVIVAL-CAVE WORLD ONLY-TOP VOTES REAL CASH PRIZE-DISGUISES-2B2T ANARCHY-HACKING ALLOWED-MINIMAL TO NO ANTICHEAT-FREE RANKS

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Animals Bred:	129
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Boo-tiful Halloween Minecraft Server

autumn, Bootiful, candy, celebration, costumes, decorations, dress up, EXCITEMENT, Fun, ghostly vibes, Ghosts, Halloween, haunted house, Minecraft, October, Party, Pumpkins, Scary, Server, spooky, Spooky season, Trick or Treat, witches, yayoi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin! Let’s ghooooooooo!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP: Why Are Asian Girls Better Programmers Than YT Girls? It’s…CraftyCodeQueens

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the real drama is trying to figure out why Asian girls are better programmers than YT girls. It’s like God himself decided that chuds like us should only date Asians! So come join us for a wild ride filled with questionable dating advice and mind-boggling tech skills. Who knows, you might even find your perfect match while building the craziest redstone contraptions!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AudRealms

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Unique content Community Friendly staff Players Bedrock support Java IP Casino Pets Ranks Adventure Multiplayer Minigames Economy Creative mode PVP Plugins Roleplay Events Customization

AudRealms is a high-quality Minecraft Survival server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: 135.148.134.42:27013 BEDROCK IP: 135.148.134.42 (Port 27013)

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

zxccraft – plasmovoice – emotecraft Minecraft server

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Our advantage comes from the beginning, so to speak, from the basics, our hardware can withstand any load due to the multi-threading of servers, the protection of our server is at its best.

We always strive only for the best, which is why our server version is always on the latest versions.

You will be able to conquer other players with your construction skills, or maybe AMOGUS, maybe you would like to take over the entire server???

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

Excellency, Italian, italian art, Italian beauty, italian craftsmanship, italian creativity, Italian Cuisine, Italian culture, italian design, italian excellence, Italian fashion, italian flair, Italian heritage, Italian history, italian innovation, italian luxury, italian passion, Italian pride, Italian style, italian tradition, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Server

Welcome to the most pasta-tively awesome Minecraft server out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of flying spaghetti monsters who showered them with diamonds and gold. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is so Italian, even the creepers wear mustaches and shout “ciao” before exploding. And don’t even get me started on the pizza parties we have every Friday night. It’s a carb-filled extravaganza that will leave you saying “molto bene!”

So come join us on this Minecraft adventure filled with Italian excellence, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe how many meatballs you can fit in your inventory). Mangia, mangia!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, non-stop kpop music blasting in the background.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs gather to show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon has some killer dance skills!

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with rare kpop memorabilia and enchanted diamond swords that have been autographed by your favorite kpop idols.

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP today and let the music and madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Spooky Skelly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being stuck in your boring human skin all day? Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest skeleton fantasies this Halloween!

Imagine roaming the pixelated lands as a spooky skeleton, scaring unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever you go. But beware, the other players may try to defeat you with their diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, where skeletons reign supreme and Halloween never ends. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the skeleton shenanigans begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Big T’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness the legendary Big T in action as he dominates every single competition with his secret weapon – a pet chicken named Clucky who gives him superhuman Minecraft skills! Rumor has it that Big T once defeated an entire army of creepers using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure and maybe even learn some tips and tricks from the master himself. Who knows, you might even discover your own superpower, like the ability to turn diamonds into chocolate cake with just a flick of your wrist. So come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Manly Minecraft Server

Activity, Behavior, Consuming, Consumption, cultural expectations, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, manly, Masculinity, masculinity in society, Minecraft, MODERN, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Traditional

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!