Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	8470
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.