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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1628 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.