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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8225 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 814 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5845 |
Potions Brewed: | 135 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4685 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.
So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.