so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Divine Spears Created: 15 Mines Excavated: 3599
Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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