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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5344 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!