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Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6533	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	62
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	7720	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	266	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	2027
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!