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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2649 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 6272 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 716242 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can build pixelated masterpieces, battle creepers and zombies, and explore a world that looks like it was designed by a 5-year-old with a box of crayons. Our server is so retro, it’s practically prehistoric!
But that’s not all – we also have the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil llamas who wore top hats and monocles. They demanded tribute in the form of diamond blocks and enchanted apples, and anyone who dared to defy them was banished to the Nether for eternity.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as ridiculous as it is retro, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make gaming great again – one block at a time!
