Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

Farting Shitting Loggist /b/ Mommy’s teat Fart Shit Tiresome Suckling Coming Stop Fucked Nnnnnnnght Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt Uhnnng Unnnnnnnngt Long tail tags Annoying Disgusting Relief, Minecraft, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

survival.efcraft.net

RedBladePvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	5438	Zombie Dances:	0
Star Shards Collected:	71	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	113
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8760
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Animals Bred:	119	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Towns Built:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Votes:	7974
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Crops Grown:	5486	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1381
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Potions Brewed:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122