Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

Farting Shitting Loggist /b/ Mommy’s teat Fart Shit Tiresome Suckling Coming Stop Fucked Nnnnnnnght Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt Uhnnng Unnnnnnnngt Long tail tags Annoying Disgusting Relief, Minecraft, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Falling into the Void:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	288
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Elysium Crafting

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Elysium Crafting is a survival server. We have a great community with friendly members/staff. Our goal is to have a server where our members can just relax and enjoy playing Minecraft.

We offer Grief Prevention, McMMO, Survival, PvE, PvP arena and a Resource World for mining and farming.

192.227.132.206:25665

KB Craft Gaming

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Friendly server est. 2013 with IT qualified staff. Multiple worlds to suit most player styles! New to minecraft or an established hand, we welcome all players to a safe environment where every player is important and not just a cash generator!

play.kbcraftgaming.com

Almost There Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Animals Bred:	119	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	116
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

We’re a small server with a focus on a friendly, near-vanilla survival experience that doesn’t sacrifice gameplay for security. New players don’t have to wait to be promoted to start playing and have access to everything right away.

Plugins: BadAssDragons CraftIRC GriefPrevention Gringotts HeroChat LunarCycle ModReq PopulationDensity Prism QuickShop

mc.almost-there.org

Mikeland Hunger Games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324

REALLY In Australia – which means low pings for Australians. We don’t list our server as being Australian when it’s really in the US or some other country like others do.

Not in Australia? No problem, join anyway – we think you’ll find the connection as good, if not better, than most of your local servers. This isn’t some low-end, low cost server or VPS – This is hosted and managed by enthusiasts who are passionate about the Minecraft experience.

This is an Australian hosted survival server, running Spigot, for optimum performance.

No whitelist, anyone can join.

Dedicated 24×7 symmetrical fibre connection. DDoS protected. Mature and experienced staff. Running on dedicated hardware. This is not a backyard operation. We have the skills and experience and as such this is a professional server.

We also have our own Teamspeak server, Forums and IRC server.

Teamspeak: teamspeak.sheen.id.au website / Forums : www.sheen.id.au IRC : irc.sheen.id.au port: 6667 or http://sheen.id.au:9090

Over 35,000 players have played with us. Why haven’t you ?

hungergames.sheen.id.au

LumixCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

[LumixCraft]An easy and innovative survival server for all! We present our new and inspirational server LumixCraft from the creators of EaseCraft. We have advanced our skills to remodel the whole entire server to become an innovative and easy structure for the pleasure and enjoyment of our valuable players. With our professional staff we work hard and meet our goals to keep our users up to date. But for now we are in our server remodel session and will open on our scheduled date in the late summer of 2013. But for now we are in pre-beta. Currently our users are allowed to register at our website to keep in touch with our achievements and news to one day be able to fully play our server. Also if you join we will be giving out special pre-beta keys to certain players. Join us now to experience a part of our new modern server and to help our growing community! “We luminate your world”

184.95.39.130:25644

Void Lands

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138

Do you love servers that have all there is to offer? From Hardcore PvPing and Raiding to Legit Survival and Non Griefing? Interested in playing the Popular Hunger Games / Survival Games, Maybe a place to sit back and build and make some friends, show off some building skills maybe? How about play the legendary Skyblock, with friends?! Void Lands has absolutely all of there all in one server! We’re a 8GB RAM, 500 slot server that’s 24/7, Has Great staff always willing to help and their own Owner even willing to play with the members in a friendly game of Survival Games sometimes. We’re a fairly new server looking for friendly players and new friends. We want you to experience everything Multiplayer has to offer, in everyway. Don’t be shy and join today 🙂

voidlands.lumengaming.com

Risen From Prison

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ores Mined:	5918
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Emeralds Found:	7710

BUILDING A HUB SOON! in the prison, you have to Go through laborious and difficult mining to reach freedom from jail. You will need dedication and will need to earn respect from guards in order to be safe from the bad prisoners

216.245.196.173

Minegusta Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

The Minegusta Network offers multiple unique servers with custom plugins for you to play. Survival: Never before seen Custom plugins, Minegusta offers a wide variety of plugins to give players a feeling of elation as they play. These plugins allow players to have an edge at the game giving a RPG feel. Such plugins include: Races, Gods and many more! Wasteland: Wasteland, Custom coded, Offers a challenge of survival to those who wish to battle the hordes of the undead. Ridden of the Human race, Only Zombies remain. Zombies lurk around every corner you go, If you run, they run. If you walk, they walk. Not to mention, Every chest you find is special. Certain items can be grabbed from these chests. Fight to the Death and battle the Endless horde. Watch your head though, There seems to be a Rotting Hunger amongst you. Plots: Freebuild is offered to players to have a plot, Plots are 75×75 and are able to expand. With this plot, Players can build amazing structures and have a chance of earning a Builder rank with WorldEdit. As an Added bonus, You can receive another builder rank which progresses onward. Have fun Building! Skyblock: Skyblock offers an Island for you to survive with little materials and enough to get your island going, You can choose whether to survive alone or with a friend. Skyblock also features Challenges to help you progress and build as you go on. Watch your step though, there’s a long fall awaiting you! Our newest server, HeroPvp offers an experience that’s never offered on any other network or server. In this game-mode, Players are able to choose “Classes” or as we call them, Heroes. With these classes you are able to fight other players and win tickets. By killing, tickets are earned. Players are able to purchase more classes for a more better edge in PvP on HeroPvP. Join today at play.minegusta.net For more information, visit http://minegusta.net/

play.minegusta.net

Fandomcraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7614	Zombie Dances:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Fandomcraft is a server by fans, For fans. We are a Fandom server. A server that lets you survive whilst talking about your favourite shows and even Roleplaying!

mc.fandomcraft.co.uk:25764

PunchCraft Factions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

– FULL PVP – BASE RAIDING – FACTIONS – WARZONES – ANTI CHEAT

Fun arenas and events! We also have drop parties!

Factions.PunchCraft.us

MutleyCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ores Mined:	5535
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

MutleyCraft is an online minecraft community that has entertaining game servers 24/7/365. We do our best to keep our servers lag free to enhance your gameplay.

– SkyBlock – Creaive – Towny

mc.mutleycraft.net

PunchCraft Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10

=========================== Welcome to Punchcraft

IP: Towny.punchcraft.us =========================== Join our community at http://www.PunchCraft.us

Towny.PunchCraft.us

Cencraft Network

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Cencraft prison is all about getting drugs, working in the mines, surviving the other in-mates, and much more. We offer a friendly prison experience with great staff and helpful members, along with excellent game play and a no-lag server. We have many donor packages for those who enjoy passing others from the start and want the server to become bigger and better. Starting off in D-Block, (The blocks go C,B,A,Elite, and Free), it is best to make friends because if you don’t it will take a long time to get further in prison. We have a list of contraband’s in the spawn which are the items you can’t let guards see, because what the guards don’t know wont hurt them. As you go further into the prison you will find things will get harder, even when there are more perks to each block. There is much more to find out out Cencraft Prison, but you have to come on to find out, so join today!

hub.cencraft.net

RisingAxes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	9666
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

HELLO!

We are a hub server (or are growing into being) that offers you a faction and creative plot world!

We have dedicated 24/7 hosting, and tons of plugins for your enjoyment!

COMING SOON: SURVIVAL GAMES, SPLEEF, CAPTURE THE FLAG, AND MAYBE PAINTBALL!

WE NOW ACCEPT DONATIONS!

192.210.218.227:25665

PokeHeaven

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8089
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchantments Applied:	277

PokéHeaven is a highly reputable Pixelmon server, currently ranking in the top 200 out of ALL Minecraft servers on Minestatus. There are many unique features related to the generation one Kanto region, such as Celadon’s Game corner where you can play slots to win money and prizes such as Master Ball and rare candy, an optimized and efficient Pokemon League, friendly and helpful staff.

IP: PLAY.POKEHEAVENMC.US

Website: http://pokeheavenmc.enjin.com/home

Our server is simply Pixelmon. We do not require 20+ different mods to log in. Anything not handled by Forge or Pixelmon itself is executed with Bukkit plugins via MCPC. The map consists of the Kanto adventure region as well as survival islands on the outskirts for the purpose of building and mining!

play.pokeheavenmc.us